We are over, my brutha.
I know our mothers introduced us, but seriously — is that any reason to keep up a relationship?
I know you are trying to help, but hey, I’ve got it from here.
Good luck and best of wishes. And no, I will not hook you up with any of my single girlfriends.
P.s. I wouldn’t mind dating your hot cousin — Intuitive ForeKnowledge. That guy gives me a big rush whenever anything truly dangerous comes along. Give him my number, will ya?